Entertainment :)
"Riddles"
1- Why is the letter T like an island?
2- What has got teeth but can't bite?
3- What dog has no tail?
4- What do you say to a three-headed monster?
5- Where does Thursday come before Wednesday?
6- Which man can make everyone take offhis hat?
7- What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
8- What starts with a ‘P’, ends with an ‘E’ and has thousands of letters?
9- How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
10- Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?
11- What did one volcano say to the other?
12- What does Santa like to do in the garden?
13- What is the longest word in the English language?
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Answers
1- Beause it's in the middle of waTer 
2- A comb
3- A hotdog
4- Hello, hello, hello
5- In a dictionary
6- A barber
7- A clock
8- The Post Office
9- There are 18; 3 in ‘the’, 7 in ‘English’ and 8 in ‘alphabet’
10- She stole his heart
11- I lava you
12- Hoe, hoe, hoe
13- “Smiles”. Because there is a mile between its first and last letters
"Jokes"
Child pushing himself next to his grandfather.
-Grandad
will you close your eyes?
-Why should I close them child?
-Because mummy and daddy said if grandaddy just closes his eyes we will be very rich.
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Arogones: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?
Bosque: Yes, of course.
Arogones: Great! I never could before!
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A Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky. The Englishman was glad to have a drink.
“Go on,” said the Scot, “have another drink.”
The Englishman drank gratefully. “But don’t you want one, too?” he asked the Scotsman.
“Perhaps,” replied the Scotsman, “after the police have gone.”
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The First 3 Years of Marriage
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.